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Madame Mojo's Cabaret Club

Best Cabaret Club on the South Coast

Madame Mojo’s are available for private hire, festival’s and events

Upcoming shows 2024

CANVAS

Mistress Madame of MOJO... and the Carnival of Chaos

Madam Mojo's Caberet Club Guide

Christmas shows 2024

Monthly Cabaret at Isabel’s Brasserie

Welcome to the fiercely flamboyant Madame Mojo’s Cabaret Club.

Our fabulous cabaret club is now celebrating her 2nd year showcasing events at Canvas Loft Bar and Isabel's Brassiere (Both our residencies)

Then popping up at Bournemouth Air Festival, Secret Garden Party and many private events and getting quite a reputation! Launched in January 2023, Madame MOJO’s hosts a monthly extravaganza, in Canvas and Isabel’s Brassiere with shimmering cabaret and live entertainment experience.

We promise you the very best in burlesque, the quirkiest of comics, the most outrageous drag queens and a host of other entertainers, who we have carefully handpicked, without so much as a chipping a nail.

At a Madame MOJO’s production you can expect decadence, elegance, ambience and a hint of spice.

Check out our New Promo

Check out our Promo from Secret Garden Party

The team behind Madame MOJO’s is a collective of creatives, headed by the slightly kooky mind of Marianne Brown from Mojo Events and her team that have worked in the hospitality, events & festival world for over 30 years, amassing huge audiences and revellers.

This excitingly fresh concept, which brings the highest calibre of artistes from all over the UK, originated in Bournemouth. The Madame’s ethos was always to deliver a unique cabaret experience, with a huge variety of ridiculously talented artistes, on any given night.

Madame MOJO’s deliver the very best in burlesque, the quirkiest of comics, the most outrageous drag queens, singers who take your breath away and speciality acts that will make your head spin! Furthermore, they have all been carefully handpicked by The Madame’s, without chipping a nail.

At a Madame Mojo’s production you can expect decadence, elegance, ambience, vaudeville and a hint of the ‘outrageous’ .

Canvas Loft Bar & Nightclub

Madame’s First Home

45 Poole Hill, Bournemouth BH2 5PW

Madame Mojo’s @ Canvas Our monthly events at Canvas has the ambience, sophistication, lighting and production can only be characterised as a London Cabaret Club.
***Be AWARE, we have VERY limited numbers, dont leave it too late and miss out***

Show Times

Doors open @ 7pm for pre-drinks in the upstairs cocktail bar

Show starts @ 8pm, don’t be late or you might get locked in the dressing room with the Drag Queens

Show curtains close approx@ 10.30/11pm

Canvas is open till 1am ~ Then you can boogie the night away till the early hours with DJ Tim Byland and make a full night of it

So, grab yourself a tickling feather, pull up a pew and prepare to be outrageously entertained

Standing Tickets (Bar Bizatches)

£15pp ~ These tickets are what they say on the tin, they sadly cannot guarantee seating.

Main Floor Seating (Tier 2 Theatre)

These are great seats, but if you want food, then you will need to book a Booth or a VIP/Front FRO table (As these tickets DO NOT come with a table)

Premium Booth’s
  • LL1 – Liza Minnelli x 16
  • LL2 – Dolly Parton x 16
  • LL3 – Barbara Streisand x 6
  • LL4 – Shirley Bassey x 12

***If you want the whole booth privately, not a problem, IF we still have availability, but you will need to book all seats, or sharing will apply, as so limited on numbers*** 

Give us a call and we waggle our wands to appease

The Front FRO’s & Vera

We offer full waiter service and table and booth seating. We can also provide fully bespoke drink, food and party packages as…

Bespoke BOLT-ON's....

Drink Packages ~ Why not book a drink package for your table, to kick start your evening 
https://canvasbournemouth.com/vip/

To book these packages, please email madamemojo@mojoevents.uk (These packages are only available for premium seats, with tables) But we will be offering full waitress service throughout the show, so you can sit back and kick off your sparkly shoes

Charcuterie sharing boards all @ £22.50 per board (serves 2)

***EXCLUDING Christmas then they are £24.95 per board (Still Serves 2) – Separate Fabulous festive menu***
***These food packages are only available for booths, premium seats, with tables***

Dita Von Cheese

our platter of 4 different cheeses with spiced chutney's, grapes, olives, crackers and fresh bread

Meat you at Mojo’s

a meaty platter with 4 assorted meats, chutney's, grapes, olives, crackers, and fresh bread

Cher and Cher alike

a selection of meats and cheeses, chutney's, grapes, olives, crackers and fresh bread.

Ve-gangster platter

Olives, humous, mushroom pate, vegan cheese, and pickle all served with crackers and fresh bread.

All Charcuterie sharing boards are ONLY AVAILABLE with Pre-Bookings, not on the night and you need to book a ticket with table. Bespoke Buffets will be priced depending on what you would like

For any queries or questions, please dont hesitate to drop the Madames an email or give us a call email: madamemojo@mojoevents.uk Or for Up-To-Date news, check us out on our social media platform, @madamemojos on Facebook, Instagram or TikTok

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Isabel’s Brassiere

Isabel's Brasserie in conjunction with Madame Mojo’s Night of Cabaret & Burlesque

Our monthly Fabulous nights of beautiful French Fine Dining Cuisine with show stopping Cabaret and a touch of Burlesque. You can expect an evening of decadence, elegance, ambience with a hint of spice.

https://www.isabelsbrasserie.co.uk/
127-129 Penn Hill Avenue Poole Dorset BH14 9LY
Tel: 01202 747885

Email: reservations@isabelsbrasserie.co.uk

Cocktails & Canapes on arrival a ’la Carte 3 course dinner & Cabaret Show For £85pp

Monthly Show Dates for Wednesdays’ in 2024

Wednesday OCT 16th

Hosted by Queen of Cabaret ‘Miss Nicole McNally’ ~ A voice that will light up the room and resonate for days after. ‘MISs Anticipation’ our Burlesque Beauty, who has the right mix of sexy, sultry and humour-but you never know which kind of mix you’ll get!

Wednesday Nov 13th

Hosted by the Absolutely Fabulously Funny ‘Ken Dee Drag Host’ ~ Back by demand! He alights the audience with a clever twist of classic comedy, cabaret and naughty bits! ‘Miss Avdotia’ Burlesque Beauty dazzles and sparkles even more than her Swarovski encrusted costumes. She melts hearts with her scintillating vixen looks.

Christmas CABARET Show Wednesday Dec 4th

Hosting our evening of sporadic sparkles is the ever-surprising ‘Miss Tootsie’. Wickedly funny and with a festive sack of comedy & cabaret Christmas songs, who knows what the night will hold! She’s fun, flirty, feisty and totally fabulous. Introducing to you the forbidden fruit that is the delicious, delightful, dramatic and mesmerizingly dreamy, our Ballerina Burlesque Artist ‘Miss Avant Guard’

For any queries or questions, please dont hesitate to drop the Madames an email or give us a call.
email: marianne@mojoevents.uk
Call Marianne on 07815 608 920

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Friday October 25th - Mistress Madame of MOJO... and the Carnival of Chaos

Round up, Round up welcome to the Carnival of Chaos at Madame Mojo’s Cabaret Club for our Halloween Special.

The night will be alighted with the Mistress of Mayhem, Bristol’s very own queen of camp Miss Courtney who has been treading the boards for the past 13 years.

Her career has seen her entertaining audiences all over the UK and abroad with her camp showtunes, fierce choreography and outrageous comedy. Courtney recently appeared on
Britain’s Got Talent as part of Dame Nation – reaching the live semi-finals. Her shows described as ‘fabulous chaos’, you can guarantee a good time and a lot of laughs with this sassy queen!

A voice that will melt a thousand heart, but with a twist of Halloween debauchery.  Miss Nicole McNally is back, alighting the room with vocals that can make your hair stand up on your arms and spark a diamond down your spine.

This really is a sideshow of bedlam, we take you from Bollywood to Bears, how we hear you cry?

With acts hotter and spicier than a vindaloo, Pat Elle takes inspiration from risqué Bollywood and Arabic movements. With her exceptional brand of Burlesque, her style oozes Bollywood glamour with a touch of British cheek. A treat for all the senses, she’s known as the Mistress of Spices – but just like the perfect Bombay Mix, she’s a delicious combination of sweet and spicy 🌶️

 

Then followed by Dave the Bear. The Man. The Fur. The Legend. The Beast of Burlesque is a multi-award-winning Burlesque Performer, Singer and West End Show Producer. Working tirelessly to spread his talent and legs around the world, he is also often spotted on TV in shows including 8 Out of 10 Cats, The Xtra factor and is a regular judge on BBC singing competition All Together Now.

Prices – Sept & Oct bookings

 

  • Friday September 27th – The Madame’s are Slutty, Smutty and a little bit Nutty 
  • Friday October 25th – Mistress Madame of MOJO… and the Carnival of Chaos 

 

Standing/Bar (NO Seat) – £15

Main Floor – £22.50

Prem Booth – £24.50

VIP/Front Fro – £27.50

Boards – £22.50

 

Friday December 6th - Santa's Sack, filled with Crack- ers!

Santa is gracing our stage and bringing a delight of Christmas Crack-ers of frivolous Frisky festival antics to have you delirious with laughter and festivity.

Yippee Yuletide, our fabulous Adian Saddler is back to host our nativity night, with a bellow of Bowie blended with 80’s new romantic Christmas crack-ers.

If you have not been blessed to see this national theatre legend and their musicianship, surrealism and token suitcase full of dreams, well you have the chance now.

Tinsel tits and glamorous, sultry, and a little bit tacky! This dazzling show boy and queer cabaret performer has a flair for flamboyant burlesque and isn’t afraid to show it. Combining classic tease with a contemporary feel, Frisky Whispers will have you salivating at every glove peel, fan twirl, and crotch shot!

A voice that will make the biggest baddies hearts melt, our very own damsel in NO distress, (but a very nice dress and wig!), the delightfully decadent Nicole McNally

Miss Natalie and her ever surprisingly brilliant award-winning dance troupe are getting their ballet pumps and glittery costumes on and are ready to show you another incredible routine on our Stage, we welcome back 1stPosition Dance.

Prices Christmas

 

  • Friday December 6th – Santa’s Sack, filled with Crack- ers!  
  • Friday December 13th – Rogue Reinder Romping in the snow! 
  • Friday December 20th Dashing though the Hoes. 

Christmas Prices – As follows

Standing/Bar (NO Seat) – £15

Main Floor – £24.50

Prem Booth – £27.50

VIP/Front Fro – £29.50

Boards – £24.50

Group booking and bespoke packages available – please call marianne 07815 608 920

Or call – 07815 608 920

Friday December 20th - Dashing though the Hoes.

Upon the Christmas Madness, why not jump onboard the Madame Mojo’s Christmas sleigh Dashing through the Hoes?

Our Last Christmas accolade of the season and rest assured we will go out with a massive Bang,
bobby-dazzler, hum dinger of as nativity Christmas Donkey!

Last chance saloon to see the tremendous ‘Dawn the Drag’ whipping the floor with her quick wit, who is so gorgeous bit of crumpet and has banter and balls.

Expect Classic Christmas tributes, sing a long cabaret classics and be ready to whoop off your heels and fire up your dancing shoes and kick the ass out of your Christmas Party.

Introducing your filthy Christmas Godmother, Marcia D’arc!  She will be entertaining with a veritable plethora of crude and smutty songs at her furry pink piano.

Expect self-penned and salacious Festive parodies that are designed to make you blush

With all this Christmas Dashing, you will be stopped in your tracks when you hear our Madame Mojo’s Songbird, Miss Nicole McNally sing her heart out.

In the past 2 years of Madame Mojo’s shows, we have watched this incredible human grow, with divine elegance and deliver ever performance with utter amazement.

We welcome with open arms Miss Avant Garde who is an elegant seductress, who delivers a delightful blend of deliciously dark fantasy to show stopping showgirl. This pin-up model and ballet dancer has won multiple burlesque awards and has been dazzling audiences for over 10 years.

Friday December 13th – Rogue Reinder Romping in the snow!

Tootsie Whoopsie, riding Rogue Reinder, who are possibly Romping in the snow in Bournemouth?

This could be a tad over exaggerated and likely chance of snow in the UK, near on impossible.

As the matter of fact, the last recorded snowfall in Bournemouth was in January 2013 when the snow depth was at 3 cm. (Bet you didn’t know that fact, Christmas gift from the Madame’s)

Blimey it is Friday the 13
th! What Christmas Chaos could possibly happen at Canvas?

Well amongst the Reindeer Romping the Madame’s are going to WHOO you with an extravaganza of Tinsel, Tits and Tofu (For the Vegan’s)

Hosting our evening of sporadic sparkles is the ever-surprising Miss Tootsie. Wickedly funny and with a festive bomb up her bum, who knows what the night will hold!

Is that a carrot for the reindeer in her pocket?

No, it’s Chi Chi Revolver, our forever booked incredible artist, who was born with Circus running through her veins! 

From sawdust to glitter, this hoop wielding beauty will memorise you and bring stars to your eyes.

Chi Chi is a tornado of energy who is sheer circus from her crown to her tattooed toes.

This Dramatically Diverse Diva, there is never enough words to describe this insanely talented songstress.

Miss Nicole McNally is back from a Mojo Holiday, and we are SO excited to welcome her back to Romp her Range of Vocals and let them Resonate for days to pass.

Christmas Camp Calamari, yes, they are back the amazing Roberta Calamari… Beautiful bearded Drag Queen, with theatre background and show-stopping voice. Boom!